Archive for August, 2009

Increase your Sales with Laughter

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Can humor and laughter increase your sales? Yes if you agree or disagree please comment.

When a Customer is Mean

Monday, August 24th, 2009

When a customer is mean to you you should never be mean to them even though you want to tell them to kiss a duck. Instead you should just stare at them for a few seconds and then start cry. Pull out pictures of your kids and dog and tell them  that you really want to keep this job. Let them know that you will do anything to keep them a happy customer.  Then smile, help them with their problem and move on.

Work like it is your last day…

Monday, August 24th, 2009

When you go to work today pretend it is your last day that way you will do such a great job they will always say, “boy she did such a great job.”

If Today was my last day…

Monday, August 24th, 2009

If today was my last day I would hold a toad in my hand for a very longtime.  I figure I shouldn’t have to worry about warts.

Copyright Richard Paul 2009

An Optimist

Monday, August 24th, 2009

An optimist is a fisherman with a camera.

Not Funny But Nice

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

If you planted hope today in any hopeless heart,
If someone’s burden was lighter because you did your part,
If you caused a laugh that chased a tear away,
If tonight your name is mentioned when someone kneels to pray,
Then your day was well spent.